Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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