If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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