I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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