If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just want to make out with him forever
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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