The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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