My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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