the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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