SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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