the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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