do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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