How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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