i barfeds in our rink
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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