Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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