im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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