so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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