I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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