So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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