Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
