I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I am available for nakedness
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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