Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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