Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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