Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
