She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I can't put those talents on a resume
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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