fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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