All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize