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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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