Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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