Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Shame - the story of my life.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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