bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
foreskin is a definite game changer
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize