its not stalking. its research.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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