Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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