she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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