Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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