it was like his penis was on wheels.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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