Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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