So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I touched a dick in church today
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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