I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Two words: nipple clamps
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