Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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