So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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