She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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