so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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