sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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