Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
God I need to hump something, right now.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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