how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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