thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Still dying that you shit outside
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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