ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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