Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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