those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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