in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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