i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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