You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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