this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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