After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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